Things That Go Bump In My Head.. Pre-Order It Today!
By now, all of you should know that I have a new book coming out… Things That Go Bump In My Head. Well, guess what? I just finished putting the FINAL TOUCHES on the thing. Very big news, right?
So here’s what I’d like you to do… ADVANCE ORDER a signed copy of the book.
It’s Something Completely Different
“Things That Go Bump In My Head” is my first book consisting entirely of short stories – a couple of which you have read here, or at Smashwords, but most of which will be entirely new to you. Most of the stories are three to five pages long, making “Things That Go Bump…” an extra coffee table book.
Although I suspect “coffee table” is a euphemism for “table in the bathroom” sometimes. But yea.. either way. Lots of short stories, perfect for reading on the bus, and things of that sort. Because it is a collection of these pithy and varied tales… there is a bit for everyone:
A bit of old fashioned horror… a ghost story… a couple of works on the dark humor side of horror (and they are unabashedly funny), a science-fiction dystopic tale, a few works of psychological horror… even a bit of poetry. Reading “Things That Go Bump In My Head” is like entering a haunted house ride… you never know what you will find around around the corner.
It’s a Bit Easier On The Wallet
My novels average at $17.95 each and about 300 pages. “Things That Go Bump” weighs in at 150 pages and an affordable $12.95. But when you buy it from me, you get the same great book for the same great price, SIGNED. And you know what else? You get to be a part of a great thing: helping to fund the third edition of Solitude and pay my third round editor(s).
You still have to pay shipping and handling, though: which is $3.00 standard post or $5.00 flat rate box in the US. If you’re out of the US… you can pay whatever it costs to send it there.
But you will be able to get a signed book.
Personally addressed to you. By me. Awesome, right?
Just email me at email@example.com with the subject header “Things That Go Bump In Your Head!”
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