Like Omg! They said my name n stuff…

•November 12, 2012 • 1 Comment

Well okay… that’s probably because I asked a question on air, but you still should check out the Dinner Party Show, because it’s an example of hilarious sketch comedy… You know, like Monty Python or Saturday Night Live, but without pictures.

The Dinner Party Show

The Dinner Party Show

So there premiere is HERE…

Listen to   ,.

In case you were wondering what this is all about… Christopher Rice and Eric Shaw Quinn are two funny, sarcastic guys whose offbeat humor appeals. I have a sneaking suspicion that my Californian sensibility contributed to the hilarity… I was laughing so much my fiance thought I was losing my mind. And so did my cats, now that I think about it. In case you want outside verification of their humor, check out this highly amusing Examiner interview:

http://www.examiner.com/article/the-dinner-party-show-with-christopher-rice-and-eric-shaw-quinn

The first episode features an interview with Anne Rice. Here is a choice quote from the show…

“I am the only woman every played by Brad Pitt on the screen.” – Anne Rice

That was in answer to a question about which characters were most like her.

[In other news, I’m pretty sure “tea” was a euphemism for California’ s medicinal marijuana on this program…]

Anne answered my question about the sequel to the Wolf Gift. Amazingly, my

The Wolf Gift

The Wolf Gift

name was also pronounced correctly [thank you Christopher or Eric…] – I asked if there would be a sequel, and if Oakland would be in it.  So as far as the sequel goes – there will be one! Possibly “The Wolves of Midwinter” but the title is still tentative. Anne said “oh no I left out Oakland” and I wasn’t clear on whether or not that meant it would not be in the sequel.Oakland was briefly in the Wolf Gift, in a cemetery battle scene, wherein lycanthropic superhero Reuben Golding gives a couple of thugs the beat down for harassing a young localt.  When I read it I thought of the cemetery up the street from me, Home of Peace, a 113-year-old Orthodox Jewish cemetery. Jewish cemeteries are important historically,  because so many were destroyed during the holocaust. Here is an article about the Cemetery I saw in my mind’s eye when I read the scene in “Wolf Gift”.

http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/63050/new-life-for-old-orthodox-cemetery-in-oakland/

Then my homey Dr. Dre stepped in with a gang of Tanqueray Candles

Then my homey Dr. Dre stepped in with a gang of Tanqueray Candles

The Dinner Party Show touched upon serious topic, but for the most part it was simply hilarious, with a raucous and not overly barbed sensibility that made me fondly remember the television comedy programs I listened to with my father as a child in the 70s. Radio comedy is one of those things I love that I enjoy much less of in this day and age. I am glad to find a program of this quality on the Internet.  I don’t know which of the guys was doing which of the voices but the “Heartland Candle” sketch had me rolling in my seat. I definitely need some aromatic Nacho and Tanqueray candles for the holidays.

And I am definitely looking forward to the Wolf Gift sequel next year… even if it doesn’t wind up featuring my beautiful home East Oakland.

Night of Writing Dangerously

•November 8, 2012 • Leave a Comment
Solitude Disillusionment

Solitude Disillusionment (my project)

Dear Friends, Family, and Righteous Supporters,

On November 18, the Office of Letters and Light will be bringing together the most mighty of endurance novelists for an event that will define our generation forever.

I’m speaking, of course, of National Novel Writing Month’s Night of Writing Dangerously. It’s a write-a-thon, and it will take place at the beautiful Julia Morgan Ballroom in downtown San Francisco. With your help, I can be sitting in one of these empty seats, writing my heart out and raising money for the Office of Letters and Light, NaNoWriMo’s parent nonprofit.

Attendees like me must raise $250 to get in the door, and from there, a rich array of prizes, delicious food, and sumptuous writing time awaits. But this is not about me getting a treat-filled night of literary abandon. This is about children and adults getting the encouragement, structure, and inspiration they need to achieve their creative potential. Proceeds from the event will fund National Novel Writing Month’s free creative writing programs in hundreds of schools and communities around the world.

The Office of Letters and Light does inspiration like nobody else (did I mention I’m writing an entire novel this November?). And on their behalf, I am asking you to donate.

Also, I will let you touch my raffle prizes if I win some.

Thank you for supporting me in my novel-writing quest, and for helping the Office of Letters and Light create a more engaged and inspiring world.

You can donate here…

http://www.stayclassy.org/fundraise?fcid=219712

Slow and Steady Doesn’t Give Me An Ulcer

•November 5, 2012 • Leave a Comment

I’m not sure that it wins any races, though.

Like me, the turtle in the image above has written 6k words for National Novel Writers Month.

Like me, the turtle has written 6k words for NaNoWriMo.

So the book readings were a lot of fun. At the ones where I read “Solitude”, I sold almost every copy of the book that I had – in fact, I moved a decent amount of books there. But I am not exactly rolling in the dough. I mean to say I sold 15 books at those two combined – and one book at the Salon, which was not a bookstore. So I’ve learned something, “you sell more books at bookstores”. 

I am a very prolific writer… but I am not a very prolific publicist. Fortunately, my mom helps me with publicity and she considers the book readings a success, so we are working on setting up the next ones, in between doing the other things involved with the day to day living of life. But I am a very prolific writer: I have four books out as we speak: three novels and one short story anthology, and of course now I am in the middle of writing a sequel to “Solitude” called “Disillusionment.”

Count them - 1,2,3,4, 4 Books, hahahahahah!

“Count them – 1,2,3,4, 4 Books, hahahahahah!” – The Count

I want to say… if you have purchased and enjoyed any of these books I would love it if you could recommend and/or review them on Lulu or Amazon. You can find them here: 

http://www.sumikosaulson.com

And there is linkage to where they can be purchased and reviewed.

And NaNoWriMo? It is this…

http://www.nanowrimo.org

This is me…

http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/participants/sumiko-saulson/novels

Come Party With Me! Online… Book… Release… PArtaaaayyy!!!

•October 31, 2012 • Leave a Comment
Partay!

Partay!

So today is the day! The day of the official release for “Things that Go Bump In My Head”, a book of short stories. And to celebrate, I’m going to party… on the internet, at any rate. Yes, I know, it’s pretty nerdy but I have already videotaped myself reading from stories in the book, so I will be posting up the videos… and I even got a one week rental on a little place over in SecondLife so you can drop by if you’re there and pick up a nice t-shirt or two for your avatar. And there are posters, you know – virtual wall posters. Yowza.

The Book

Things That Go Bump In My Head

Things That Go Bump In My Head

“Things That Go Bump In My Head” is a collection of short stories and other writing by horror and science fiction novelist Sumiko Saulson. A bit of old fashioned horror… a ghost story… a couple of works on the dark humor side of horror (and they are unabashedly funny), a science-fiction dystopic tale, a few works of psychological horror… even a bit of poetry. It contains: “Frankenzombie”, “A Life of Her Own”, “Agrippa”, “I, Stammer (In Disbelief)”, “Dead Horse Summer”, “Attempted Happiness” and other short stories. Because it is a collection of these pithy and varied tales… there is a bit for everyone: Reading “Things That Go Bump In My Head” is like entering a haunted house ride… you never know what you will find around around the corner.

The Facebook Party

You are all invited: right here! Right… well, right here in cyberspace, to the

It's Coming!!!!! It's HERE!

It’s Coming!!!!! It’s HERE!

release of my new short story collection, “Things That Go Bump In My Head!” Pre-release copies are already HERE and Andie is working on the introduction to the book…. it’s all coming together and I am so excited! During the event, I’ll post videos from the previous book readings for those of you who are not local and can’t go in person… and we’ll have group chat. If you want to chat during the event join here:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/246136485451150/

The group takes place at 5pm Pacific Time, so remember that it’s PDT if you are in another time zone.

The SecondLife Party

River of Lava

River of Lava

Come hang out at the Book Release Party and pick up your free “Things That Go Bump In The Night” t-shirt. Also available: free Frankenzombie t-shirt, and feel free to grab a poster from any of the four books. Ask the writer’s avatar questions. Get a virtual beverage. All that good stuff.  If you want to party out on the river of lava outside the hut well… you can do that too.  Kick back and enjoy the nice bay views.

The SLurl is:

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Raroia%20Bay/245/240/21

The Lulu Sale

Brainfood - Get It While It's Hot!

Brainfood – Get It While It’s Hot!

Warmth

Warmth

Almost as if knowing I would be both releasing a new book with “Frankenzombie” in it, Lulu has provided this AWESOME coupon with which you can purchase the book for 20% off. While you are at it, feel free to pick up a new copy of “Warmth” which has the tagline “Just when a ghoul thought it was safe to get a boob job… no one expects the Zombie Apocalypse.” You will love this ghoulish tale of gory ghoul zombie slayers. Yes. Zombie-slaying ghouls, you read that right. It’s campy compared to my other stuff, and basically a whole lot of fun.

Find me on Lulu here:

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/sumikoska

Upcoming Interviews (for November 2012)

•October 29, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Local Author’s Month in November

We have three interviews coming next month, two of them with writers I have been so fortunate as to enjoy the opportunity to hear read this month as both Howard Brad Halverson and Rain Graves are among the writers I was at readings with this past month. All three of the writers I’ll be interviewing are local, and reside here in the Bay Area. That is exciting for me because it means I have the opportunity to see about some face-to-face interviews and perhaps videotaped segments.

Here’s the line up:

Howard Brad Halverson

The Writer:

Howard Brad Halverson

Author of “The End and the Echo” (on The Passion of Abolition press) a novella that bridges the genres of Modern, Fiction, Literary, Experimental, Cultural Criticism, and Romanticism. A recent graduate from San Francisco State University with a BA in English Literature, Howard Brad Halverson is now turning to authorship. Originally from Northern Utah, Howard has also traveled extensively in many different underground music groups or solo and even a semester abroad in Växjö Sweden. Howard is influenced largely by modernism and seeks to maintain a deconstructive approach to all projects. With his fledgling novella, The End and the Echo, expect a varied stumbling through human thought and experience, often complimented with cultural criticism. Howard aspires to continue writing as well as being involved with many other creative or expressive endeavors.

The Book:

The End and the Echo

The End and the Echo

Brandon Anderson is caught in the grips of despair when he begins to chronicle his itinerant affair with Gillian, the youth whose beauty enamored him years ago. Drifting aimlessly, their chance meetings mesh into a panoramic of desire, saw-toothed edges hacking at the boundaries of relationships, dark corners of attraction exploding in slow motion.

In the recollections of Gillian that Brandon conjures destiny is questioned; whether true love is the thread coursing through their intimate engagements or if feelings are only the byproducts of cultural patterns. A sense of estrangement sears between the lines, Brandon’s experiences oscillating around idealizations of love and the flagrant betrayal his desire entails.

Dr. Maria Nieto

The Writer:

Dr. Maria Nieto

Dr. Maria Nieto

Maria grew up in the Highland Park neighborhood of Los Angeles and moved from the area in 1984 to attend a Ph.D graduate program in Immunology at UC Berkeley. Maria currently resides in Oakland and works as a Professor of Biology at California State University, East Bay where she has been engaged in underrepresented minority student recruitment, teaching, and research for over 22 years. As a researcher and educator Maria’s writings have taken the form of scientific journal publications, and more recently popular press articles. Pig Behind The Bear represents Maria’s first work of fiction.

The Book:

Pig Behind the Bear

Pig Behind the Bear

It’s 1971 and junior LA Times reporter Alejandra Marisol is working on a commemorative piece to recognize famed LA Times reporter Rubén Salazar who was murdered one year earlier. While working on the piece Alejandra enlists the help of characters, who challenge us to think differently about ourselves and the world we live in, as she gets embroiled in a murder mystery that appears to have ties to Salazar’s death. The reader will travel through streets and townships where rich Angelino culture comes to life, and where tragedy and despair are transformed into hope.

“Maria Nieto has managed to write a charming story that tackles huge cultural issues such as the assassination of Ruben Salazar. Part LA noir mystery, part family drama, part magic realism, Nieto takes us on a ride through Los Angeles touching the cultural milestones and heart of Chicano/LA history past and present. ” – Herbert Siguenza, founding member of Culture Clash

Rain Graves

The Writer

Rain Graves

Rain Graves

Rain Graves is a Bram Stoker Award (2002) winning poet and writer currently living in San Francisco with one large black cat, and one small white cat. She has been published in the horror fiction and poetry genre since 1997, in various magazines, books, and webzines. She is an ordained Priestess of Isis in the Temple of Isis and Fellowship of Isis, as well as a retired dance instructor, and former musician. Her latest books include BARFODDER: Poetry Written in Dark Bars & Questionable Cafes (2009), and THE HAUNTED MANSION PROJECT: Year One (2012). Look for THE FOUR ELEMENTS in the fall of 2012 from Bad Moon Books, as well as her fiction in the popular Zombies vs. Robots comic book series of anthologies – WOMEN ON WAR – due out from IDW Publishing in the fall of 2012. For more information on appearances, visit http://www.raingraves.com

The Book

Barfodder

Barfodder

“Barfodder: Poetry Written in Dark Bars and Questionable Cafes”  – Worlds created; nightmares given. The universe is a tiny grain of sand, and by turns, it opens up into a revolving world of horrific little poems in BARFODDER by Rain Graves. Each poem tells a distinct story from serial killers, to love and loss, to the raising of Cthulhu in a haiku. Each poem in this collection was inspired by and written in a dark bar or questionable café throughout her travels…called forth by ominous candles, succulent liquors, and velvet curtains to delight the reader with a sensory of dark, demonic, luxurious imagery. It slides off the tongue like river slime…or a very good port (depending on if you swallow).

Events – Tomorrow Tuesday! Night Before Halloween

•October 29, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Local authors Sumiko Saulson and Serena Toxicat will be reading and signing books at Laurel Bookstore in Oakland the night before Halloween! Join us for this fantastic night of fun and fantasy, and feel free to bring the kids along.

Serena Toxicat will be reading from her Science Fiction/Dark Fantasy sensation “Evangeline and the Drama Wheel”

Sumiko Saulson will be reading from her Science Fiction/Horror story “Solitude”

It will be a fun, holiday themed all age event

Best costume (grown up) wins a book and best costume (kid) wins Halloween themed school supplies.

Costume Contests: Win a book for Best Costume!
Fun Free Stuff: Goody Bags for the Kids! Bookmarks for you!

Directions:

BART/BUS

Take BART to Fruitvale Station: From there, take the 14 Downtown Oakland Bus to 39th and MacArthur. 

More information under

Events.

Does Not Compute[r]

•October 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Wrist brace = compute less = mouse less = type less = ACK!

Image

 

Please explain to my wrist and thumb that it is hard to write with the wrist brace. They need to get well soon. This blog post will be short.

[re]Announcing the Bats in the Belfry Contest!

•October 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Announcing the Bats in the Belfry Contest!.

So far we have two entries:

Martin Kjeldsen's Belfry

ENTRY # 1 = Martin Kjeldsen’s Belfry

Jan Levine's Bat

ENTRY # 2 Jan Levine’s Bat

There is still time for YOU to enter! Enter now to win a copy of “The Moon Cried Blood”. Here’s a review:

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very powerful imagery September 29, 2012
Format:Paperback
Cycles of the moon, Generations of women, a young woman unaware of her incredible gift. A delicate weaving of history, character development and esoteric overlay that makes for an interesting saga. I read it twice, I missed a lot in the first round with all the symbolism. A lot of work went into the background and technical aspects of the writing itself and it shows.

The Write Lines

•October 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Check this out… I know I will.

The Write Lines.

20% off ANY Order! WOW!

•October 23, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Enter the “JEKYLL” code and get 20% off any (or all) of the Lulu editions of my books for a hauntingly good read – just in time for Halloween! The offer is good for the next three days only… through October 26th. You can get any of my full length novels, or my new short story anthology, “Things That Go Bump In My Head”.

“Things” is a mere $12.95 ordinarily, so with this coupon that’s only $10.36!

Also: you can get Lulu books by other great local authors, such as Serena Toxicat, author of “Paper Wings” and “Evangeline and the Drama Wheel”.

What People Are Saying About Things :

“Things That Go Bump In My Head” is a collection of short stories and other writing by horror and science fiction novelist Sumiko Saulson. A bit of old fashioned horror… a ghost story… a couple of works on the dark humor side of horror (and they are unabashedly funny), a science-fiction dystopic tale, a few works of psychological horror… even a bit of poetry. It contains: “Frankenzombie”, “A Life of Her Own”, “Agrippa”, “I, Stammer (In Disbelief)”, “Dead Horse Summer”, “Attempted Happiness” and other short stories. Because it is a collection of these pithy and varied tales… there is a bit for everyone

Things That Go Bump Tombstone

5.0 out of 5 stars Twistedly Precious!

October 19, 2012
By M. E. Valenzuela

I went to sleep pondering if my cats would really feast on my remains…

An offbeat collection of uniquely twisted stories, short but not too much, just perfect for reading on a transit ride or while waiting on something tedious like laundry. Some are tied into other works like ‘Warmth’ others are a bit relf-reflective…all are completely different and I invite you to take it along on a dreary day to liven things up.

From the Introduction:

“Things That Go Bump in My Head” is a delightful trip back to the days of “Old School” horror and ghost stories that combine a walk along the edge of dark humor coupled with a dash of science fiction and psychological horror. Imagine a ride on the combination of a roller coaster and a house of horrors where you do not know what is over the next hill or around the next bend and that is the experience you will get reading Sumiko’s works. ”

– A.L. Peck, author of “Abstract Murder”, from the Introduction to “Things that Go Bump In Your Head