The Horror: Short Stories

•July 20, 2012 • 2 Comments

When I was a little girl, between the ages of 10 and 13, I read a surprisingly large number of short horror stories of both the contemporary and classic varieties. My father subscribed to Issac Asimov’s Science Fiction, which showcased many outstanding modern science fiction writers. It also consisted of a surprising number of stories that danced on that frightening borderline between horror and science fiction.

Asimov’s Science Fiction is still in print, and you can find it here:

http://www.asimovs.com/2012_08/index.shtml

August 2012 Issue of Asimov's Science Fiction

August 2012 Issue of Asimov’s Science Fiction

My other source of horror stories was my uncle Jimmy’s comic book collection. I know a lot of us think of comic book collecting as a fairly new and modern pursuit, but in 1980, when my uncle loaned me his substantial collection of Mad Magazine, Cracked Magazine, Vampirella and horror comics like Tales from the Crypt and Witches’ Tales dating back to the 1950s – it wasn’t as common. If it had been, perhaps he would have kept the comics in nice little plastic dust covers so they could become increasingly valuable, instead of letting his 11 year old niece. The first time I read W.W. Jacob’s the Monkey’s Paw was in one of these horror comic books. You can read The Monkey’s Paw here:

http://www.classichorrorstories.com

Classic Horror Stories is an amazing collection of classic short stories in the public domain by writers such as Ambrose Bierce, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, and H.G. Wells. Yes, I said H.P. Wells: as you can see, this relationship between science fiction and horror writing goes back a long ways. Here’s a cover from an issue of the exceedingly fun and educational Witches’ Tales:

(Courtesy of http://monsterbrains.blogspot.com/2011/10/witches-tales-eerie-publications-1969.html)

Witches Tale Cover

Witches Tale Cover

I’m sure that you are seeing something here that I’ve noticed: the covers for the Asimov periodical and the comic books showcasing short fiction area both very colorful. I had a science-fiction bookstore turn down my books because the covers didn’t “pop”. My irritation with trendy language aside (you’ll notice that the graphic artist in Frankenzombie has a boss who complains his cover doesn’t “pop”) people really do judge a book by its cover. The judgement as far as horror goes is that it’s a low-brown form of entertainment. Although sites like the Classic Horror showcase listed above remind us that it has an illustrious history, many horror writers were not taken seriously in their lifetimes. H.P. Lovecraft, for example, was a pulp fiction writer who never made it into literary circles until after death: a subject S.T. Joshi’s “H.P. Lovecraft: Four Decades of Criticism” explores at length.

So by choosing to write horror, I’ve made a choice to enter a realm of heavily pooh-poohed upon writing that many will never respect, even in cases where it is exceedingly well crafted. The off the cuff response will be “I never read horror” with a look as though a turd has been inserted under the nose. Yet, here I go: working on not one, but two, compilations of classic horror short length stories. By classic I mean very short: too short in many cases to be released as a 99 cent eBook one-off.  The Monkey’s Paw, for instance, was seven pages in total. I spent some time making a spiffy cover for my short, “I, Stammer (in Disbelief)” before coming to the conclusion that it would be a similar length, and added “& Other Stories” to the cover because I realized it will never be published as a separate eBook.

i stammer facemeat and other

I, Stammer (in Disbelief) & Other Stories

Lately, it occurs to me that short fiction has other venues available to it: such as the still in publication Issac Asimov Science Fiction, and the still in publication Fangoria (recently mentioned). I’m trying very hard to convince myself to have the courage to submit short stories to places like these: that way I can be taken seriously as a non-self published author. I can join the Women in Horror circle, and be among those who even qualify for prestigious awards like the Hugo Award, the Nebula Award, and the Bram Stoker Award and other awards that I have almost no chance of ever receiving, even if I do get published as a horror/science fiction/fantasy writer with a mainstream publisher.

Guest Post: How Mel Sherratt Sold 50K Self-Published Books

•July 20, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Reblogging because I applaud this writer’s accomplishments, and I think a lot of us are interested in just how it’s done.

Guest Post: How Mel Sherratt Sold 50K Self-Published Books.

Me? Zombie Author of the Week? Awesome!

•July 17, 2012 • Leave a Comment
Golden Zombie Trophy

Golden Zombie Trophy

Guess what? I’m going to be the Zombie Author of the Week over at TDWS  for the week of July 29th – August 4, 2012? Me? I’m going to have to start working on my acceptance speech.  Will I be winning a golden zombie trophy?

“I would like to thank all of the little people whose brains have made this possible. I love man! I love you all! But I want your brainnnnnnnsss…”

Something like that. I am being profiled as the author of the fabulous zombie/ghoul no-love story “Warmth”, but you all probably know by now I have a little short called Frankenzombie.

The Dead Award Series can be found on the Dead War Series Website, here:

http://www.thedeadwarseries.com/

There has been a lot of news today… that actually was just the most recent bit of it, but my fellow San Francisco Bay Area residents, I am proud to announce that Solitude is currently carried in the following local bookstores:

Pegasus Books, Downtown Berkeley

Pegasus Books, Downtown Berkeley

It’s in both of the Marcus Books (Oakland and San Francisco),  Laurel Books in Oakland, Bookshop Benicia in – you guessed it, Benicia, and Pegasus Bookstore’s downtown location on Shattuck in Berkeley (the one I am standing in front of in the photo above.)  In addition to being in the bookstores, it is in the following stores which are not bookstores:

You know, I bet you need to see the commercial for that book one more time:

Finally… my promotional bookmarks are here! Aren’t they cute? If you’d like a FREE bookmark, drop a comment below requesting one.

Bookmark

Bookmark – Good for people who Read Books

Mars Needs Book Reviews

•July 16, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Actually, Mars doesn’t.. I do.  I only have one User Book Review on Amazon, and all of my good book reviews are over on Lulu. I would love it if I could get reviews on Amazon. Please. Even if you are just summing up your review from somewhere else over there.

Thanks!

Copyrighting Online in the USA

•July 15, 2012 • Leave a Comment

This is going under my fancy new category, “writing”, which is where I put the writing advice. I am going to blog about how to copyright your work. I am not going to actually give you any advice about whether or not to copyright your work: well, okay, not much advice. If you are self-publishing, you should copyright, but if you are looking for a publisher, some people say that copyrighting makes them think you’re paranoid. I have no idea if that is true: because I am self-publishing. Self-publishing leaves you open to some dipshit like the one in that last thing I reposted trying to rip you off, so do copyright. Copyrighting can’t magically prevent ripping off, but it does help if you ever need to go to court, and also if you are not as famous as Heinlein and that other cat and you need to get Amazon to take some ripoffage of your work down. That’s all I am going to say about it, before going to this link:

http://www.copyright.gov/eco/

That is the Electronic Filing link for the US Government. You go there, and directly there, if you want to do a paperless filing. It will cost you $35, which means that you will wind up saving $30.  It costs $65 to file with paper forms.

I would like to point you to a bit of information (available on the US Copyright page here):

http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-what.html#certificate

It will take you 3 months to get your copyright application processed, on average, with an eFiling, and 10 months, on average, with a paper filing. In my case, it took about 2 months with “Warmth” and “The Moon Cried Blood”, but 6 months (for whatever reason) with “Solitude” before I received THIS in the mail:

Copyright Certs

Me holding my copyright certificates in a frame.

You can just file them. You don’t have to put them in a frame like a total dork, just because I did. You will notice (hopefully) that I have more than one of them in that frame. They have a 3 fold and come in a letter size envelope. See the seal in the upper corner? There are two seals, that’s how you can tell there are two of them.

For Books, you use the Literary Arts form (Form TX)

Yes, it’s still Literary Art even if it IS Horror, smarty pants.

You can send in a manuscript of a pre-publication stage work of Literary Art, or you can send in two hard copies for the Library of  Congress (of course I did it: you know, who doesn’t want their book in the Library of Congress?). If you have published it as an eBook, you can even upload the file.

But I am going to leave the rest of this up to you, since the U.S. Copyright Office gives you instructions. I just wanted to give you the right link, so you wouldn’t mess around with any scam artists who want to charge you extra to use their website as a portal.

Soon, you too.. like me, can post dorky photos of yourself smiling with your Copyright Certificates.

copyright cert

A totally natural photo of me and my copyright certs. Posing? Who, me?

Take a Moment Out of Your Day to Shame an Appalling Thief

•July 15, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Take a Moment Out of Your Day to Shame an Appalling Thief.

Say it isn’t so! Well there is a happy ending to this story, in that Amazon took the intellectual property theft down when the real author complained about it.

Friday the 13th: The Superstition

•July 13, 2012 • 1 Comment

Friday the 13th: The Superstition.

Again? Already? I guess it’s time to reblog this thing.

Fangoria Magazine… Chantal’s in it. Awesome

•July 13, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Fangoria Magazine… Chantal’s in it. Awesome!

Remember when I interviewed Chantal Boudreau? Right here? On Things That Go Bump In My Head? Well I bet you didn’t know she had a story in Fangoria. She totally does. Here is a link to it.

http://www.fangoria.com/index.php/weird-words/5270-weird-words-little-sister

Just in case you forgot about my interview with her, I am going to give you a link to it right here:

https://sumikosaulson.com/2012/06/06/interview-with-horror-fantasy-author-chantal-boudreau/

Also, I’ve added something new to this site: if you look at the sidebar, at the bottom, you can get archives of posts by category. Interviews is one of the categories.

Frankenzombie

•July 11, 2012 • 1 Comment

So today… Announcements, followed by the Chi-Dog of the Day.

COMING OUT IN DECEMBER:
Things That Go Bump In My Head

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The first announcement is that I am coming out with a book of Short Stories, just in time for your Christmas Shopping Needs, called “Things That Go Bump In My Head” (which, not coincidentally, is the name of my blog.). It is going to contain a number of my short stories, one or two of which you will have seen on this very blog in a sanitized, PG rated version, and several of which will be entirely new to you. You can expect me to repeatedly announce this here and elsewhere.

FRANKENZOMBIE (Out Now!)

Frankenzombie ePub

Frankenzombie ePub only $1.64 today

The second announcement is that as a promotion, I’ve put one of the short stories, “Frankenzombie” (coincidentally – or not so coincidentally, the same one that uses the artwork I already used for the anthology) is available until July 13th for only $1.64 USD with the Lulu Code “CAUGHT”. So use that “CAUGHT” code and check out this short story, get a taste of what’s to come in December, and help me turn a profit today.

It is supported by multiple different eReaders, and you can find it right here:

 

 

http://www.lulu.com/shop/sumiko-saulson/frankenzombie/ebook/product-20260606.html

That Crazy Chihuahua

Today’s Crazy Chihuahua available for adoption hails from Oakland, California:

You all missed Chihuahuapolooza at the Oakland SPCA back in May, but there are still plenty of adoptable Chi-dogs. Here is some information about the SPCA Chis in general:

https://www.eastbayspca.org/palooza

Today’s profiled puppy is Ivy: she’s at the Oakland SPCA, she’s a year and a half old, and she’s got all her shots up to date and is wormed, and spayed. You can get her information online here:

https://www.eastbayspca.org/adoptions

Ivy

Ivy

Creepy Zombie Animated Gif

•July 10, 2012 • 2 Comments

Jerky zombie gif animation – just like we used to do it in 1992. Or was it in 19GIF89? I’m not really sure. Possibly the most frightening thing to ever grace the pages of this blog.

Creepy Animated Zombie Gif - CLICK ME NOW! WATCH ME GO!

Creepy Animated Zombie Gif – CLICK ME NOW! WATCH ME GO!