Pini’s “Red Death”: Facebook censors sex, not violence.

•July 31, 2012 • Leave a Comment
LezGetReal's hilariously censored version of Bunchh

LezGetReal’s hilariously censored version of Bunchh

The Controversy:

It’s not an East Coast/West Coast Thang: In a perfect example of the age-old argument over the American censorship bias that considers sex somehow more heinous than violence, Silicon Valley based Facebook censors (or at least the computer programming that represents them) tagged as inappropriate an ethereal, innocently-posed topless cartoon of the blue-skinned androgynous  character Bunchh from Wendy Pini online animated comic, “Masque of the Red Death.”

There is quite a bit of thought-provoking dialogue occurring on gay-and-lesbian websites about the somewhat gender-neutral character, whether or not she (he?) is a pre-op transexual, and what Facebook’s decision to ban her pink nipplyness might mean.

You can see aforementioned toplessness on the artfully designed poster available at the Masque Cafe Press Shop:

http://www.cafepress.com/masquereddeath.676338667)

Wendy Pini says on the Masque Facebook Page:

“[L]et’s get one thing straight…Bunchh is an hermaphrodite, NOT transgender. Both are cool, but Bunchh is perfectly happy being “just a little bit of everything.”

Regardless of what Bunchh’s gender is, we have to ask ourselves why cartoon breasts are considered objectionable? I know from personal experience that many kinds of fictional depictions of violence are perfectly acceptable on Facebook. Look at my “I, Stammer” ‘Meatface’ artwork and the any-number of zombie depictions I keep posting over there.

The Comic

Me with my signed Masque print

Me with my signed Masque print (Anton)

“Masque of the Red Death”, based on the Poe story of the red plague, is a beautifully rendered ride through an apocalyptic event occurring in a dystopian future.  Stephan is her Prince Prospero, son of a wealthy magnate of biotechnology. Much of the future revolves around biotechnological attempts to extend life, but at a monetary cost. The availability of extended life but only for the rich leads to an extremely beautiful yet superficial society for those who are able to pay.  The story’s central characters are a gay couple, Stephan and Anton. Stephan is broody and demanding, Anton is romantic and giving, but they compliment each other.

Bunnch’s role in all of this is as party planner, publicist, and moral compass. Her bubbly personality and love of the fabulous make her an usual figure to choose as moral compass: yet she is. She is the balance that bookend extremes Anton and Stephan lack. She is the Cassandra in Stephan’s Troy, because she is the only one who seems to sense, almost intuitively, that death will arrive on their door.

I was extremely excited when I first learned that Wendy Pini, half of the Richard-and-Wendy Pini team responsible for the popular fanfic spawning comic book and graphic novel franchise “ElfQuest”, had published an apocalyptic work of science-fiction horror based upon Edgar Allan Poe’s “Masque of the Red Death.” It was as if two of my most closely held memories of adolescent joy had met and combined somehow in a collaborative work of art. I spent the entire eighth grade sitting around the school library reading the collected works of Poe, and one of my first activities upon reaching adulthood was sitting in my dingy hotel was reading through the entire first five books of the ElfQuest graphic novels, lent to me by a friend.

The “Red Death” in Poe’s Masque is most likely based on Tuberculosis, a condition that affected his wife at the time he wrote it. The Pini retelling of Masque has a lot of the Tuberculosis type symptoms, but for many such as myself, who lived through the many deaths in the American AIDS epidemic of the 1980s, it also evokes memories of that dark chapter in our young lives.  We were coming out of the 60s and 70s sex revolution and free love when we came of age, and we didn’t know that in a little while, the party would be over and death would be at our door. Many of my friends died: including a young man named Robert Bunch.

When I see the Bunnch character, I always think of him.

The Links:

You can watch Wendy Pini’s wonderful online comic here:

http://www.masque-of-the-red-death.com/

Two other takes on this controversy can be found here…

http://www.pinkbananaworld.com/viewcontentHTML.cfm?id=556912

http://staceyachika.com/art-and-porn-and-elves/

Today Only! Frankenzombie, Free on Smashwords!

•July 31, 2012 • Leave a Comment
Frankenzombie (Small)

Frankenzombie

Today Only: the Horror/Dark Humor shorts “Frankenzombie” and “I, Stammer (In Disbelief)” are available FOR FREE on Smashword! “Hungry Minds”, an autobiographical tale of school yard bullying, is free every day.

Click on the link to go to my profile: to get either “Frankenzombie” or “I, Stammer” for free, look for the coupon codes on their respective pages, and enter them before checkout. They are part of the Summer/Winter promotion on Smashwords which ends today.

“Frankenzombie” is part of the upcoming horror anthology “Things That Go Bump In My Head”. It will be in Laurel Books in time for Halloween so you can definitely pick up your copy at the “Haunting Laurel Bookstore” event. The book will contain both genre-shorts in the science-fiction and horror style I most commonly write in, and a dramatic pieces like “Hungry Minds”.

You can pick up your copy of Frankenzombie for free HERE:

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/SumikoSaulson

Haunting Laurel Bookstore for Halloween

•July 30, 2012 • 2 Comments
Haunting Laurel Bookstore

Haunting Laurel Bookstore

Well, I was very excited to learn that I’m confirmed for a book reading at Laurel Bookstores this October, for the night before Halloween.

It’s all going down here:

http://www.laurelbookstore.com/

Evangeline and the Drama Wheel

Evangeline and the Drama Wheel

In Oakland, so I hope to see a lot of my friends and neighbors there. There will be a Halloween Costume Contest, a book to the winner (if you’re thinking that book is going to be “Things That Go Bump In My Head” which is to be released on November 1st, officially, then you’re brilliant: that’s the plan).

The other writer I am going to be speaking and reading with is Serena Toxicat, author of “Paper Wings” and “Evangeline and the Drama Wheel”, which you can purchase at Laurel Bookstore, of course… and also, on Lulu. She will be reading from the Science Fiction/Dark Fantasy work “Evangeline and the Drama Wheel”, which is about a futuristic interspecies/alien cybernetic cybergoth band with an extremely drama-cursed life and a vagabond lifestyle. Read its excellent reviews here:

http://www.lulu.com/shop/serena-toxicat/evangeline-and-the-drama-wheel/paperback/product-5126625.html

I will be reading from “Solitude”.

We will also be more than happy to sign books for you while you are there, and of course you can purchase the titles (not just the ones that are being read, but all of our titles) at Laurel Bookstore.

I’ll post more about the costume contest and prizes closer to the time of the event. I’m going to go look into getting “Frankenzombie” print goody bags for the kiddies now.

 

 

 

Zombie Author of the Week Interview on The Dead War Series

•July 30, 2012 • Leave a Comment

This week only, I am author of the week on:

THE DEAD WAR SERIES.

It went live today! Check it sometime over the next week (before I’m replaced by the next Zombie Author).

Oh. Smashwords? How cool.

•July 29, 2012 • Leave a Comment
Coming Soon! November 2012!

Coming Soon! November 2012!

I have five different people I am talking to right now about future interviews.. wait…no, six now. Okay, so, cool. Very nice. One of them is actually based out of Oakland so we may have a rare treat in the form of an on camera interview.

So… three of the people who I’ve been talking to about interviews have their works on Smashwords, so I finally checked it out (I know, I’m kinda slow) and it’s pretty awesome. I have Frankenzombie on there for 99 cents right now and I, Stammer for free. I think that might be a good tool for promoting the short story anthology coming out in November.

Have I told you lately that I have a short story anthology coming out in November? No? Well, in that case let me remind you: my fourth book, a short story compilation entitled “Things That Go Bump In My Head” and named after this very blog is coming out in November, just in time for your Christmas Shopping! Or whatever other holiday you may be shopping for, such as Kwanzaa. But the world isn’t actually ending in December, and you will need gifts. In the case the world does end, I formally apologize but no, there will be no post-apocalyptic book purchase refunds if that mediocre movie 2012 turns out to be somehow based in reality. 

I am tired. Is it too late for coffee? No, you say?

Thank you! And without further ado… here I am on Smashwords:

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/SumikoSaulson

Rethinking: The Moon Cried Blood

•July 29, 2012 • 1 Comment
Another Satisfied Customer

Another Satisfied Customer – what’s up with TMCB?

Those of you who have liked my Facebook author page (advertised there in the gutter of my webpage/blog here) are probably aware of the fact that from time to time, I receive photos of people holding my books (and I am always very, very glad to receive them). This all started when I received a photo of my first contest winner, Kateryna Fury, holding a copy of “Warmth”. That was for the

That reminds me: we have another contest going on right here

https://sumikosaulson.com/2012/07/03/announcing-the-crazy-chihuahua-contest/

When I received the most recent photo, of a guy who bought all three books

The Infamous Blood Clot Cover

The Infamous Blood Clot Cover

standing and grinning happily with them, I was thrilled. Then, not much longer, I took a good look at the covers (he has the original Lulu editions, not the Amazon Createspace set) and I thought, Whoa! The Moon Cried Blood, it looks HIDEOUS! I mean… it’s all purple, with stars, and a moon that looks like a horrible blod clot in the middle of it. The guy looks really happy to have the books, but me? I don’t feel happy about the way this cover looks. It looks kind of like the cover for “The Little Prince Has A Really Bad Acid Trip”. Which is not remotely what I was going for. In fact, the “Blood Clot Cover” series emerged from some attempt to update the original, “I look like Young Adult Fiction but I am not” cover.  Yet… it wound up worse.

The Too Childish Cover

The Too Childish Cover

The version for Createspace wasn’t as bad, it was just boring. It was all black, with the blood clot paintball moon zooming and oozing across the cover. Still, both of them needed some serious rethinking. Neither really showcased the subject matter appropriately. ‘ve had a lot of trouble getting the right concept for a cover for the book, because it really is a horror/fantasy narrative with a coming-of-age story arch: to the extent that The Firestarter could be considered a coming-of-age story for Charlie McGee or the first Dune book could be considered a coming-of-age story for Paul Atreides.  I have, infact, blogged about how troublesome this very cover was here, in this very blog at least twice. Let’s see…

here…

https://sumikosaulson.com/2012/04/02/hello-world/

in my second post, and again here…

https://sumikosaulson.com/2012/05/18/the-label-factory-character-development/

in a nice article about character development that somehow ends up getting

The Orange Cover - Lulu

The Orange Cover – Lulu

into my repeated theme of dismay over that cover, which started out confusing the crap out of people because they thought it was a Young Adult fiction work (no, it is not).

So I went back and redesigned the cover using one of my acrylic paintings as the basis for it: the work is hanging in my living room right now and is called “Cat Lady”, and while the story has wolves-and-other-creepy-things that are not cats, the piece actually goes with it pretty nicely.  I ended up revising both the Lulu and the Amazon/Createspace versions of the book so that they have orange covers to go with this particular piece of artwork. I asked my readers (people who have read this book) if it represented the story well enough, and they think it goes with it nicely.

Here is a photo of just the painting, “Cat Lady” sitting on the side of my house with another one called “Computer Love” . I have to photography them outside, my indoor lighting is awful:

"Computer Love" and "Cat Lady"

“Computer Love” and “Cat Lady” on the wall by my garden

 

The Orange Cover - Createspace

The Orange Cover – Createspace

I wish I could find and burn every copy of the “blood blob” version of TMCB, but I can’t. I managed to rehome the YA-Cover version with some family members, so I guess that the “good” thing about the blood-blob one is at least it sold – although in no where near the numbers of “Solitude” or even “Warmth”. I am planning on promoting the novel around Christmas time, along with the Short Story anthology I am working on.

I am a lot happier with the orange covers. I am happy that all of my covers are distinct from one another – and I can only hope easily distinguishable from the covers being used by other self-publishing authors. The goal is go be noticed by the reader, my direct audience.

Writing: What’s Your Process?

•July 28, 2012 • 1 Comment

Today in class, we had a writing exercise where we were to write about a typewriter: either one in the class room, a specific other typewriter, or the typewriter in general. I chose to write about the one and only typewriter I’ve ever personally owned: a 1936 Royal Deluxe, very similar to the one shown below (that isn’t the one, but if you click on it you can go directly to the blog of the person who owns it).  However, I neither started nor finished as a person who used a typewriter.

Royal Deluxe

1936 – Royal Deluxe

My earliest writing was done in pencil or ink in a seemingly endless series of notebooks. In my teens, my preference was quite specific: I had to have black and white marble patterned composition book. But I was an early adopter when it came to the personal computer. My father had a Commodore Vic-20 in the house the moment it arrived on the market.  I was busily lining the text up on columns the best I could and sending them off to a dot-matrix printing. My interest in implements of writing went back even earlier: I used my mom’s boyfriend Rene’s typewriter (needless to say, my parents were divorced) when I was nine. I was twelve when my dad got the first Commodore.

Commodore Vic

Commdore Vic – 5 KB of pure power.

But the Commodore didn’t have the sheer power of the Royal, a found object that came at the best of all possible times. I was a nineteen year old girl who had just moved out of my middle-class family home in the suburbs of Honolulu (that is, Palolo Valley) for a dream of making it somehow, in San Francisco. That dream ended up in the Tenderloin.

Debris Box

Debris Box

One day when I was walking out of my crappy hotel on the corner of Eddy and Mason, I happened to walk past an industrial-sized pine-green colored debris box: for those who do not know what those are, they are like garbage bins, only much larger. They are often used for the removal of furniture and as this one was, for the removal of construction waste.  A hotel was under construction, and this container was being used for both. I can’t find a picture of a green one on the Internet (maybe in this day and age it stands for “recycling” or something”) but it basically looked like the orange one shown here.

I also paint, and I saw some boards that looked like they might be useful, so I

Sumiko in the late 80s

scaled the side of the box with my then-younger, then-130 pound body checking for potential canvases and ended up tumbling face forward over the edge into the waste receptacle. The boards were actually broken sheets of drywall, and didn’t look as though they would survive the trip back over the side of the bin, even if I were able to muster the strength to hoist one over. I was about to leave, when I saw the sunlight glint upon something dark and metal just so.

It looked like a typewriter.

I hefted a broken sheet of drywall off of the object and had a closer look. It was, indeed, a typewriter of what appeared to be cast iron, with round keys at the end of arms that jutted forth from it, angled like a spider’s leg. It looked more like a cash register than a typewriter, but a typewriter it was in deed. It was a typewriter with a sticky R key, but otherwise in functioning order. It was in the case in which it originally came: a thing like a beige suitcase with a handle in an amber colored plastic, as I recalled it. I have no idea who owned it before, but this was at the end of the 1980s so the typewriter was already a bit in excess of 50 years old even then. The Royal Typewriter favored by Ernest Hemingway was at least half a decade newer than this model.

I don’t use the same things to write now as I did then.

What do you use to write with?

Do you think it affects your writing process?

Short Story Reading (I, Stammer)

•July 28, 2012 • Leave a Comment
I, Stammer (Meathead)

I, Stammer (Meathead)

I have a 10 minute reading of the piece “I, Stammer (In Disbelief)” on Youtube now. It’s done entirely in character, and the piece is dark comedy/horror. At first I uploaded the reading with the video, but then I decided that it would be better with just the video. Well, either way, I can’t actually post it as an embed here because the site is Rated PG, so I’m going to post the link with a warning for language and violence:

http://youtu.be/htkVermII-A – that’s audio only

I also wanted to go ahead and remind you that you can get a free copy of I, Stammer (In Disbelief) in PDF form complete with this groovy “meathead” cover art just by asking. But you can’t get the t-shirt for free. You have to buy that.

Free Short Story! Yours for the asking

•July 25, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Would you like a free short story from the up-and-coming short story compilation “Things That Go Bump In My Head?”  July 25 – July 31st ONLY receive your free copy of “I, Stammer (In Disbelief)” just by asking! I can’t post it here on the blog because it contains profanity (and the blog is certified as PG rated), but if you leave a comment below suggesting your interest, or message me on my Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/authorsumikosaulson

I will be happy to email you your FREE copy of this work of dark humor/horror fiction. Or maybe I should say dark humor-SLASH-horror fiction. You will receive this six-page story not in an eBook but in a cross-platform readable PDF format.

I, Stammer (In Disbelief)

I, Stammer (In Disbelief)

Description: Harold Stammer is a bus driver in the City of Berkeley.  A highly abrasive variant of the every man, is in the habit of expressing incredulity at and rejecting all kinds of advice… especially the good kind.  Will his stubborn refusal to take heed of anyone and any warning lead to no good? Find out in “I, Stammer – In Disbelief.”

That Crazy Chihuahua

It’s been a while since I followed up on my promise to post adoptable Chi-dogs. I’ve been swamped with the various things that comprise daily life, such as school and work. But I finally remembered (and I apologize on behalf of Josette’s dog Crazy from “Solitude” for my failure to showcase these amazing creatures – who are apparently able to help certain psychotic psychic lesbians connect with the Earth Spirit in the “Solitude universe) for this failure upon my part. So without further ado:  Rosita, a chi-mix so adorable I am seriously tempted to piss off my two cats and my landlord by adopting her myself. You know what? When I was writing the little dog “Crazy” into “Solitude”, I was definitely envisioning a dog that looks like this. She could be in my dream cast for “Solitude”.  Or if you’re in Oakland, well, she could be in your dream cast as a family pet. She’s a cutie-pie, isn’t she? I bet one of you wants to adopt her.

Rosita

Rosita

A Little Bit About Me

She has such a beautiful red/brown coat! Rosita is a Chihuahua mix, a Busy Bee who will follow her nose around a world that she finds new and fascinating every day. She is a nice lap size, just nine pounds, and young–only two years old. Rosita is a playful, curious, and trusting canine. Take her for a big festive walk every day; she will always make it interesting. After her jobs are done, she’ll curl up contentedly. Come and meet pretty Rosita at the East Bay SPCA. Pet number 25000.

 

Where can you find me?

I am at the East Bay SPCA – Oakland location.
You can contact me by

Email info@eastbayspca.org
Phone (510) 569-0702
Address 8323 Baldwin Street, Oakland

 

 

Spaced… the final frontier

•July 24, 2012 • Leave a Comment

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I have finals, and if you think I’m going to say something clever… well no, I’m not. I’m brain-fried. I finished 3 five page chapter reviews and a 15 page PowerPoint presentation, a museum visit, a formal analysis, an interview and a paper on an interview this weekend, while doing 80% of the work on a client job (a CD cover) and going to one party this weekend. So you know… yea, I’m a lot older than 18, and I’m tired after doing all that… stuff. But, there is a sale at Lulu, so I’m going to tell you about that. Here is the coupon:

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And my Lulu Author Page is here:

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/sumikoska

Now… I have a 3 to 5 page English assignment that involves re-writing an early assignment. I believe that is what is known in the writing profession as “rewrites” and “editing”. I’m too tired to do it, but.. you know, tomorrow. Which is today since it’s 33 minutes after midnight, but you catch my drift.